Friday, June 27, 2025

On Record-Breaking, Philosophy, and IKEA Furniture

 Yes, I’m posting again — mainly to add a touch of humor.

As some of you now know, I’ve just begun an attempt to break a world record.

What exactly it is… I’m still not saying. But I will note that it’s being done with joy, intention, and the kind of quiet focus usually reserved for assembling IKEA furniture without the manual.


Context: Philosophy (with a capital “P”)

Over the past few months, I’ve been developing an entirely new philosophy — one that I’d modestly describe as a modern-day rival to Stoicism and Epicureanism.

(And in many ways, it’s designed to be better.)

But here’s the catch:
You don’t get a Guinness World Record for “beating Epicurus.”
You don’t get one for “being smarter than Marcus Aurelius.”
You don’t get one for “being more grounded in logic than Socrates.”

#IfIveSeenFurtherItsBecauseIStandOnTheShouldersOfGiantsAsWellAsMidgetsAsWellAsPeopleOfAverageHeightANDMoronicTOIColumnists

So one has to do things.
Visible things.
Hence… this.


Thank You, Qwykr

Many thanks to Qwykr, my “other” company, which has a Secrecy Oriented System™ that — as always — delivered.

Secrecy has always been a key design consideration in any project. I highly doubt anyone would have guessed I was trying for a world record if I hadn’t posted about it.

(To be fair, even now, you probably still don’t know what it is. That’s by design.)


And Finally...

I believe in working hard to be happy —
and I will work hard to be happy, even if it kills me in the process. ๐Ÿ™‚